Boudreaux replied, "I see millions of stars."
"What dat tell you?" asked Thibodeaux.
Boudreaux pondered for a minute then said: "Astronomically speaking, it tells me there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three in the morning. Theologically, mother nature is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.
Thibodeaux says: "Boudreaux, you dumber than cow shit. It mean somebody done stole da tent!